Hee, hee, hee.  Gordon doesn't know I did this! He's gonna be so mad! But he doesn't have to find out, right?

Read and weep foul knaives!!!! This is where you can send in stories!! If you know me then give 'em to me!!


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Mr. Blik 
by: Beck

One day, Blik was walking through the countriside not knowing what awaited them around the tree. 
It was GORDON!!!!
And he's really mad you guys did this!
Better run!!!
THE END

 

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Pop goes the waffle
by: Brittany

All around the moberry bush the Blick chased the waffle,
Mr. Blick thought it 'twas all in fun when
POP, goes the waffle!

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Catscratch Brothers!
By: Brittany

Hovis: Are you ready kids?

Kids: Aye Aye Hovis.

Hovis: I can't believe this.

Kids: Aye Aye Hovis

Hovis: OHHHHHHH

Who lives in a mansion not under the sea?

Kids: Catscratch Brothers!

Hovis: Funny and money loving and pourous are the!

Kids: Catscratch Brothers!

Hovis: If maniaical nonsense be something you wish,

Kids: Catscratch Brothers!

Hovis: Then drop on the floor and flop like a fish!

Kids: Catscratch Brothers!

Hovis: Ready? I'm not...

Hovis and Kids: Catscratch Brothers, Catscratch Brothers,
Catscratch Brothers!

Hovis: Catscratch Broooooootttthhhheeeerrrrsss!!!

Gomaz: HA HA HA HA !!!!

Hovis: Kill me now please...

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F.U.N song Catscratch Version
By: Brittany
(To the F.U.N song from Spongebob!)

(Speaking Part)
Waffle: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Mr.Blick: What's that?
Gordon: Fun is when you...fun is...it's like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
Mr.Blick: Oh great...

(Singing part)
Gordon:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Hovis:
Will you please leave me be!?

Mr.Blick:
F is for Fur as soft as some feathers.
U is for unusualy stupid...brothers!
N is for No money givers when you're-

Gordon:
Blick! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Mr.Blick:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Waffle:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Mr.Blick:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Hovis:
Will you three let me be!

Mr.Blick:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Waffle:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Mr.Blick:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Gordon:
Okay!

Gordon, Waffle, and Blick:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

(Laughing part)

Hovis:
Will all of you please leave me be!?

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